what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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