Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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everybody loves raymond

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Women's rights

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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