Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Im black

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

My dad

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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