A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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You're a frog

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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William wright is Gay

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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