- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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