How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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KONY 2012

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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a man makes a bad joke

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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