- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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