- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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