WEED!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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