Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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world peace

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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