I'm sn otter

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The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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