Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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potatoes

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Guess what? The Game.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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