Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Poop swing

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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nipple

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