What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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