Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

FIONN'S LIFE

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Alex Gedrose.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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