Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Punching a baby

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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