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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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