- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

this site is an antijoke

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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