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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

YOU