- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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