Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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