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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died