- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What's circular and round A circle

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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