- Anti Joke

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued