What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

You will not press the like button.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

guess what chicken butt

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

why did matt die? He had cancer

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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