- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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