Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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