Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

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