What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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knock knock no ones home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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