Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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