- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Okay, after this one then...

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I am a joke. I am funny.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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