roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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America

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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