- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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