- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A miserable man committed suicide.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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