Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Jimmy Saville

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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