- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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