- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

There's a god, just kidding.

this is not a joke.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What comes after 69? 70

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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