Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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