- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Women Sports.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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