- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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