- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What rhymes with milk...milf

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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