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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

I love pissing people off :P

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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