What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's half of 8? o

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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giddy goat

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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