Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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