- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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