a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

I'm 4 and what is this?

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

7+5=12

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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