Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Chuck Norris Dies.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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