Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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