Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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A ginger was with his friends

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Jews

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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neil patrick harris

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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