Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Z.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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