If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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