An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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