A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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hi

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Jeff

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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