- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What's half of 8? o

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Testicles.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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