What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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whats a willy? -brock

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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He walked in a bar

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