You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

once upon a time, it snowed

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti-jokes are funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A child walks into a classroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock Who's there Police

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops