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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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9/11

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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the holocaust

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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