- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What is red? A rock painted red

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

this is not a joke. jks

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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