- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Testicles.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

im at school

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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