- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

honest politician

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Pull my finger ouch..

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

This is not a joke

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

The Christian Bible.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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