- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

This is not a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Tunechi

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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