- Anti Joke

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

You know what's catchy? A cold

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Donald Trump

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning