- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

THE GAME.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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