What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Please? No.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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a man walked into a bar....

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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