- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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