Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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learn the ropes?

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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so... how about that airplane food

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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