- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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