- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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