- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Hi what I lug you

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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