- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

anal seepage

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

He walked in a bar

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."