A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Hahaha

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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