What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What can fly? Lots of things

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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