- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Wanna here a good joke?

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

why did the man die? he was shot

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

Anti Joke

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