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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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