Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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