Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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you lose.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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top kek

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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