- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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