- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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