What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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david what a baghead

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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