- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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