- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Republicans

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Safe sex MR

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

My kids are mistakes.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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