- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

My tractor broke down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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