- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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